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| May 18th, 2010 |
Season II Nurgle and Nuffle did not stand by us in the playoffs, Carcosan Cremators , worshippers of the keeper of cheaters, beat us thoroughly. Ripping  Infection to pieces twice, how ever he managed to pull himself together both times. "Hangover " was not as lucky and never got up again.
After getting maimed by our chaos brethren, we are looking forward to the first match of season II. We will start out easy by crushing the raining champions Pointy Ear Saints. The puny Elfs will feel the blessing of Nurgle as we make them rot in pieces. |
| - Simon |
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| Apr. 27th, 2010 |
UNDEFEATED In our third match we crushed the puny elf's of Wood Tan Crew, in round 4 we went 1-1 with the little green thingys of Deadrock Gobbos and in the fifth and final match we annihilated the dwarven team Chiselheads with a 2-0 victory.
Nurgle be praised!
So now we are on to the playoffs, and it looks like we will be meeting our misled brethren from lost Carcosa the Carcosan Cremators.
Even if they will be no challenge, lacking the powers of nurgle and worshipping a lesser god, they are still our chaos brothers and we would rather have unleashed the pain and humiliation they are going to receive on some other team.
But make no mistake we will crush them anyway.
"In the embrace of the great Nurgle, I am no longer afraid, for with His pestilential favour I have become that which I once most feared: Death." /Kulvain Hestarius |
| - Simon |
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| Mar. 10th, 2010 |
Second game The Filths second game was against the undead Quantum Pussycats. We had heard that they were dangerous opponents and had powers of regeneration that rivaled those bestowed by Nurgle himself.
How ever when Algol slipped on the grass and just died, we realized what we had always known. No powers rival those bestowed by Nurgle to his faithful.
After that we focused on the game to honor our lord. We had the upper hand the second half and were hitting them hard, but unfortunately no one got the rot.
Oh, and we didn't manage to score either.. |
| - Simon |
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| Feb. 28th, 2010 |
First match. The teams first match against Quick and Dirty?
went ok, but the coach is not satisfied.
The little girls kept jumping away or dodging our blows. Most of the match was spent trying to hit them.
In a great feat Klamydia rushed one of the opposing players, pushed her aside with his horns and ran to the end zone scoring the only touchdown of the match.
Sadly none of the opposing players were infected during the game, but while spending most of the second half in the dugout Diarrhea managed to sneak away and in to the girls lockerroom to defile their clothes and got the MVP award for his efforts.
So we are still hopefull for one of them to join us. |
| - Simon |
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| Feb. 9th, 2010 |
Total Chaos We are currently having some problems getting ready for the game.
The Warriors have arrived safely, but they refuse to put their weapons down. It looks like we are going to have to file them of their cold dead hands.
One of them is also refusing to drop his shield, it looks like we are going to be forced to take his whole arm of and replace it.
The rotters are a different story, there all in pieces. We are trying to put them together and fill the gaps with some green stuff we found in the rotting pits. We hope to soon have them fixed and looking as disgusting as possible.
Unfortunately it looks like the first game is going to be played with the team in shambles.
[Took the liberty of editing your post Simon, if you run into trouble again don't hesitate to ask me for help - Björn] |
| - Simon |
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| Feb. 4th, 2010 |
The players are gathering. Four of our best Warriors have just been recalled from the battlefields to join our team. They are as we speek traveling in all haste to our new home arena and will arive within the week.
The first pestigor Klamydia is allredy in place and practicing to get used to handel the ball insted of the oponents heads.
Our Priests of Nurgle and our slime and goo technicians are currently fishing upp Rotters from the pitts. Only the filthiest will be keept to serve on the team. The rest will be thrown back to stew some more in the juice of Nurgle.
We are looking forward to our first match against the Amazons Quick and Dirty?. They might be quicker but we will show them who is DIRTY! They will leve the field coverd in pus and the juices of Nurgle!! |
| - Simon |
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